Group chats are the ideal way to process the Trump COVID news (and the rest of 2020)

It's 2020 and my thumbs are exhausted.

Sure, the rest of me — mind, body, soul, etc. — is tired as hell, too. But my thumbs. My poor thumbs. They're spent from furiously typing thoughts, updates, and responses to the various group chats that are constantly blowing up my phone.

I have a group chat with my whole family in...