Why 'Which is your favorite Harry Potter book and why?' is the perfect dating app opener

We all know the current state of online dating is a hellscape. But no matter how bad it gets, it's likely that you're still going to fill out your silly little profile and swipe on your silly little apps and go out on your silly little dates. Let's at least try to save you some time.

For the past seven-ish years, I've relied...