I'm a sucker for Rob Zombie and his whole deal

"Rob Zombie named a song after it; how bad could it be?" I joked as my boyfriend selected Jean Rollin's The Living Dead Girl from Criterion's menu for that evening's delectation. 

I was mostly joking — I'm a cinephile after all, so I knew we were in for at least some tasteful French bosoms, if not full-on bush given...