Having trouble getting rid of vampires?
Neither do we but a new soap has dropped in the market and it will keep all of them away.
Online shop PoJo’s Pure Vermont has come up with a garlic and holy water vampire repelling soap, specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires.
In case you have any questions the shop offers a fun Q&A Q: Is this a real product?
A: Yes, of course!
Q: Does it really prevent physical vampire attacks?
A: Nobody who has used this soap has ever been attacked by a vampire.
Q: Does this soap actually smell like garlic?
A: Yes, Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains garlic oil and no additional fragrances, so it does have a distinctive garlic odor.
Which I think will keep more than just the vampires away… The store offers 100% money-back guarantee and it warns the the soap does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.
Always good to know!