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Having trouble getting rid of vampires? Neither do we but a new soap has dropped in the market and it will keep all of them away. Maria Mercedes Galuppo (@mariamgaluppo) has more..

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The Soap that Promises to Keep Vampires Away

Having trouble getting rid of vampires?

Neither do we but a new soap has dropped in the market and it will keep all of them away.

Online shop PoJo’s Pure Vermont has come up with a garlic and holy water vampire repelling soap, specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires.

In case you have any questions the shop offers a fun Q&A Q: Is this a real product?

A: Yes, of course!

Q: Does it really prevent physical vampire attacks?

A: Nobody who has used this soap has ever been attacked by a vampire.

Q: Does this soap actually smell like garlic?

A: Yes, Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains garlic oil and no additional fragrances, so it does have a distinctive garlic odor.

Which I think will keep more than just the vampires away… The store offers 100% money-back guarantee and it warns the the soap does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.

Always good to know!




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