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Post-divorce Kelly Clarkson should date one of these famous men

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Post-divorce Kelly Clarkson should date one of these famous men
Post-divorce Kelly Clarkson should date one of these famous men

Kelly Clarkson's latest "Breakaway" is her divorce.

She filed for divorce from husband Brandon Blackstock after nearly seven years of marriage and several months quarantining together in Montana.

Breakups are painful, almost as painfulas getting your chest hair waxed.No, Kelly Clarkson!That's why it hurts to reportthat Kelly Clarkson and her husband slash managerslash Reba McEntire's stepson, Brandon Blackstock,have separated after six and half years of marriage.Kelly abruptly filed for divorce this monthand asked the court to "terminate the ability"to award spousal support."In other words, hands off Kelly's cash!So, did he cheat?That's what people are sayingafter Kelly chose Aretha Franklin's "Chain of Fools"for her first quar-yoke back in Los Angeles.♪ Oh he treated me mean, child ♪♪ Oh he treated me cruel ♪How could anyone cheat on that voice?So, let's find the best damn singer alive today a new man.This is Boo Predictor by Page Six.(slot machine chiming)Our first pick for Miss Independentis an oldie but a goodie, Justin Guarini.As someone who saw "From Justin to Kelly" in theaters,don't Google my age, I can tell youthese two had serious chemistry and they still do.They reunited on the "Kelly Clarkson Show"back in September.(crowd cheering)Hey everybody.What's up?!(laughter and cheering)17 years later, and they're vibe isstill horny, high school theater kids in a massage circle.Mm.Our next pick for Kelly?Usher.He and Kelly wouldn't be the first judgeson "The Voice" to shack up together.Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani,Adam Levine and me.Usher split from his second wife, Grace Miguel, in 2018.So sure, he's got some baggage,not to mention several people accusing himof giving them herpes.Actually, let's scratch this one.Moving on.And our final pick for Kelly?Scott Disick.Hear me out.They have more in common than you might think.Now that Kelly has left Nashvilleand her Montana ranch behind,rumor has it she's gone full Los Angeles.And who's more L.A.

Than Kourtney Kardashianand Sofia Richie's ex.Plus, the one thing Lord Disick is great at:making babies.And Kelly Clarkson is baby crazy.I so want another child and my husband is like,"No, we have four."That was literally one week before she filed for divorce.Scott and Kelly would have a combined seven kids together.So, what's one more?Says the man who calls his plants his children.(smooches)Daddy loves you.So, who do you wanna she Kelly get booed up with?Let us know in the comments.Ow.

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