The guys open the show discussing new revelations of the Uvalde Texas shooting and how things just don't add up.
They then discuss a sad story of the Mexican cartel monkey wearing a bulletproof vest being killed in a shootout and Ben Stiller kissing Zelensky's ass during a visit to Ukraine.
Closing out the first half, the guys focus on a crypto firm, Kraken, that is offering woke/triggered employees a severance package.