Sam Bankman-Fried is arrested in the Bahamas and faces up to 115 years in prison for a range of charges including wire fraud and conspiracy.
Meanwhile, Sam Brinton was fired from the Department of Energy for allegedly stealing other people's luggage at airports (well, they/them were caught on camera).
More Twitter Files dumps (heh, "dumps") have dropped.
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