Parody: Biden And Blinken On Latest China Trip – OpEd

Blinken:  Morning Boss. I've just finished meeting Xi and he wants me to warn you again of the Chinese red lines

Biden:  Morning Blinky. What red lines? He has never spoken to me about them. Btw,  try not to call me up so early okay. It’s only six here and the doctor says I need my ten hours sleep. 

Blinken: Sorry...