This is the brilliant note a sassy seven-year-old schoolgirl left for her dad in her lunchbox -- telling him "I not etting my sandwish because I hate hummas".
Pete Simson, 37, asked his daughter Pearl, seven, what she thought about her packed lunch that day, once she had returned home from school.
She told him she'd left a note in her lunchbox - and he thought it might be a cute thank you note, or a lovely drawing.