The movie Lightyear bombed at the box office.
We're not sure why, but it could rhyme with schmesbian kiss.
Or it could be because Chris Evans is a douche.
We also celebrate Juneteenth and... hey, look!
The holiday has already been marred with violence.
We discuss this holiest of woke holidays.
And Joe Biden fell off of his bike because he's old and stupid.
#lightyear #chrisevans #juneteenth