20230708 Saturday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News
20230708 Saturday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's Headline Skim News: {Saturday AM., Worst Leading Headline Story Ever-Fire the Media Story Picker, Biden Kills USA Chem Munition-Leaves Nuclear, Texas Buoy River Wall for Illegal Border Swimmers, Druggies in Portland MA?

OR?, Dutchland has a KING?, El Paso Party Shooting, HOA Still Makes Ppl Snail Mail Dues Payments, Saharan Desert and Florida in Dust Up, Say You are Sorry-Get out of Jail, White Man Stiffs White Lawyers-Steve Bannon, Serial Killers-Seen One?

Seen them All!, Hey AOC and Dems!-Resign Like the Dutch Govt Did!, Wallaby Named Roo-So Clever, Sex with Good Looking Couple-PHOTO!!!, and so much more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.

What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?

Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?

Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.

Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!

Skim headlines and move on.

20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.