Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelly, and the cast of Top Gun on the Croisette for the Cannes premiere without Lady Gaga

It is here, it is now, it is nigh—the Top Gun: Maverick premiere is happening at Cannes. And, I am shocked and upset to report, as of this writing, there is no Lady Gaga. I repeat, there is NO Lady Gaga. And I was SO looking forward to her and Tom Cruise engaging in some kind of intensity-off on the...