We, for one, welcome our new metal monolith overlord in Utah

2020 was the year many of us said "beam me up" with a bit too much enthusiasm. 

Well, it turns out our wishes might have come true, because an inexplicable metal monolith has been found in the Utah desert by a helicopter crew. I, for one, would like to welcome our new metal monolith overlord to Earth. 

Now, I should...