You hear a music box, the wind toy shines a rotating light around the room, you squeeze your stuffed animal tightly, and hide your head under the covers.
The looming dread that creeps upon you can Only be one thing - a bland Blumhouse movie.
Have no fear, fans.
Your Horror Host Inkarnate has been stirred from his gravesite to weigh in on this latest cashgrab pinched out by a money grubbing studio.
But all is not lost.
As it turns out I'm actually really funny.
So hold on tight my Children of the Night, I haven't lost a step and have no qualms over stomping out any film found failing to measure up.
So Imagine That!