Pamela Anderson announces her departure from social media and that she recently married bodyguard Dan Hayhurst

Last night Lainey texted me about Pamela Anderson, and for a solid two hours I was repeating “Pa-MEL-a” in a Borat accent to no one in particular. A sure sign something is broken, probably a combination of pandemic brain and social media gluttony fuelled by the Reddit stock party.  In a move that is...