'Quordle' today: Here are the answers and hints for August 26

Welp, you made it to yet another Friday only to find that today's Quordle is a doozy. How are you supposed to kick off your weekend if you can't even comfortably wrap up this word puzzle?

You can breathe easy, though, because all four answers are down there at the end of this article. But do you need them, really? Or can you...