If Your TV Spoke To You, Would You Buy It?

In the classic Disney film “Beauty and the Beast,” Lumière, the candelabra character, famously sings with Mrs. Potts, a tea pot, “Be our guest, be our guest. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck, Cherie, and we provide the rest.”

When the 1991 Oscar-nominated song co-written by Indiana...