Klaus Schwab's Public Service Announcement
Klaus Schwab's Public Service Announcement

Good Afternoon Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum.

I am the son of Eugene Schwab, a man who worked for Hitler’s racist Nazi Regime, and lastly, I suffer from a severe superiority complex.

Today, I want to introduce a few ideas that I find to be very exciting.

Firstly, The Great Reset.

The idea behind The great reset, is that normal working class people like you, will own nothing of your own, and that will result in you being happy.

The majority of the world, which includes people that aren’t on top of a big business chain, and non billionaires, will rent everything from me and my fellow globalists.

You all will abide and not challenge those of us in power.

Inflation will become the new normal.

Next, My cronies and I are implementing a climate change policy, which will aim for a zero carbon footprint by 2030.

We will rely on solar and wind even though climate experts around the world have proven how unsustainable it will be in the longer run.

We will not work with farmers but rather buy out their land, and you will all start eating bugs during this time.

Avoiding livestock for processed synthetics is good for your health, because ultimately we have no respect for this planet or mankind.

And just to remind you, I am an unelected nazi globalist.