GOP Voters Reject Cawthorn in Win for Coke-Fueled Sexual Bacchanalia

Republican voters in North Carolina’s 11th congressional district denied Congressman Madison Cawthorn the GOP nomination after he sanctimoniously snitched on the alleged debauched sexual proclivities of the D.C. elite. He was defeated by state Sen. Chuck Edwards. Earlier this spring, Cawthorn claimed he’d been invited to orgies and saw politicos doing key bumps of cocaine […]