'The Secrets of Dumbledore' review: Time to put 'Fantastic Beasts' out of its misery

Early on in Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, one of our wizarding leads assures their compatriots that "the best plan is no plan." While that statement proves important to the plot of the film, it also seems to describe the strategy behind the entire Fantastic Beasts franchise: Take a book tangentially related to...