Nicolas Cage appeared on a chat show for the first time in 14 years. It was a wild ride.

Nicolas Cage's Wednesday night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! was apparently his first chat show in 14 years — and he's clearly been saving some anecdotes up.

The interview above really just has to be experienced first-hand, but to give you a sense of it here are a few of the things the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent...