Just how much squelching is in 'Stranger Things 4'?

You there: How many times per day do you squelch? In your life, how often do you hear a person, place, or thing squelch?

I imagine, unless you live an extraordinary life, you hardly ever squelch. I bet you go days, weeks, or months even, with nary a solitary squelch. That is, unless you live in Hawkins, Indiana.

OK, yes,...