Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire: The Saga of Song Pterodactyls and Ice Hydras is apparently what we want as a society now.
A bittersweet CGI extravaganza sure to please the kiddies--but how does it fare as a piece of real entertainment?
And Bob Eiger wins his proxy battle with Nelson Peltz and promises Disney will never get drunk and beat us again--then promptly comes home drunk and announces Silver Surfer is a girlboss YAASSSSSS!
Slay Queen.
Also: Tales of the Empire trailer, Mass Effect is Fracked, Fallout Show, and out of work Hollywood writers take a break from eating glue to have a world class pity party.
The Captain's Cast 65.