God, Olivia Rodrigo's 'SOUR' merch is brutal

The rumors are true: Olivia Rodrigo's debut album, SOUR, is phenomenal. Unfortunately, her album merch is a phenomenal letdown.

After SOUR dropped in May 2021, fans of the 18-year-old singer — myself included — excitedly rushed to order the angsty album on vinyl along with SOUR jewelry, apparel, and the crown jewel of...