Mark Zuckerberg's response to damning story: I was on a hydrofoil, not an electric surfboard

Mark Zuckerberg would like you to know that his surfing abilities have been sold short by the media.

A recent New York Times article focused on Facebook's Project Amplify initiative, which was reportedly designed to put more positive stories about the company into users' News Feeds.

In a Facebook post Wednesday, Zuckerberg...