It's been a decade since Siri came out, and it still sucks

A decade ago, on Oct. 4, 2011, a remarkable thing happened: Apple launched Siri.

It started off a bit shaky, but, with 10 years of technological advancement, it defied all odds. Instead of fixing any of its problems, creating anything new, or actually answering any of our questions with helpful answers, Siri simply maintained....