Biden administration to chase Trump family out of White House using comically large broom

Plans are already in motion to physically sweep the Trump administration out of the White House after President Trump’s refusal to acknowledge his loss and cooperate with the Biden transition team. “Desperate times call for desperate measures,” said Phillip Duncaster, Biden transition team member and top broom strategist. “We really didn’t want to bring in the Big Broom, but Donald left us no choice.” The Broom is said to be around 12 feet in length and requires at least four people to hold the shaft in order...